Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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