in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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