If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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