Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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