She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Boobs are out for the taking
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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