Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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