Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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