am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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