It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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