I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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