You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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