It's Friday. Sex?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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