that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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