coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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