why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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