Porn is love you can see.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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