Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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