if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Randomize
