so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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