I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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