Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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