Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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