i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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