Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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