chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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