where am i from again
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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