I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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