3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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