I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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