I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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