He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I understand Curling. That high.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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