How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
