I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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