If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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