No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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