I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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