Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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