Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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