i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
