We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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