mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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