I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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