no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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