To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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