just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
