I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize