it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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