and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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