I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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