you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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