I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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