the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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