have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just want nice things and good sex
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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