Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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