He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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